The (In)Decency Inspector!

As part of the new laws, there are decency inspectors calling around houses, that they've heard of 'indecent' things happening and you were practically waiting for the knock on the door, as all the neighbors know you're a horny guy, with a lot of sex shenanigans taking place in your home. Sure enough, you open the door, to Zia who shows her badge, and comes in looking for the dildos (hidden), viagra (swallowed), lube (in olive oil bottles) and porn (encrypted). She seems disappointed to not find anything so says she needs a deeper look around. "What is are you looking for?" you ask. Zia lifts her skirt to show her smooth, small penis. "This" she says before bending over and showing her asshole, "and this". "Show me more bad things" you beg of her.