Ding-fucking-dong goes the doorbell at 8.01am this Monday morning, and who is standing there, clipboard in hand, glasses low on the nose, looking at me with her holier-than-thou attitude but the HOA representative, Jaymee Castles, aka ‘Karen’ Castles aka 'The HOA Bitch'. “We've had complaints that you have your Christmas decorations up too early, you should know in your agreement with the HOA that the earliest they can go up is Dec 1st and it's still November” she drones on “We will have to issue you a warning and you will need to take them down today, otherwise there is going to be a hefty fine also”. What a bitch, and I tell her that I think that's horribly un-neighbourly and that there is no harm in bringing some holiday spirit in early. “Well it's not very neighbourly that you've never came over to my house for lemonade despite being invited” she continues “but if you want me to be lenient this time, then there is something you can do for me?” She lifts up her skirt, showing her big cock and says, “If you'd came for lemonade I would have asked you to then, but as I'm here, and you seem eager to please, let's see how you suck cock.”
5th Nov 2026
Rating: 5.00
Everything about Avery Angel is long. Long and slim. Long and slim and sexy. Long and slim and sexy and gorgeous. From those legs which stretch from her lovely feet all the way up the skies, her slim body with those perky breasts and those hard nipples, her long locks flowing over her shoulders, and out long awaited lust for her. Oh, and there is that impossibly long cock. Few get the chance to get that close to Avery, and now is your chance to be one - get up close as Avery fills the screen with everything she has to show. Beware you don't get too close to that cock, as it might bite back.
3rd Nov 2026
Rating: 5.00
"Good morning. I'm in the neighbourhood and selling marital aids, and wondering if you may be interested. Do you have a wife or partner who would be interested in the toys I am selling? Oh, you are single, what a shame but you could still buy a few for the future, I've a great deal on them right now? Sure, I can come in and show you what we have. This is a nice glass one with ribs on it, you can hold it and move it in and out of your partner. Yes it's good for anal also, how do I know? Well that's where I use it. Do you want me to give you a demonstration? I'll have to show you this butt toy first as it helps open your partner up, for some great anal play (not everyone is as experienced as I am). You sit over there and I'll show you how I use them, and if you can see how much pleasure they are giving me, and if it turns you on, then imagine what it could do for your future partner."
20th Oct 2026
Rating: 5.00
Dick O'Plenty, the famous Irish sex therapist has a new client in Blake Lovely. Her issue, she can't stop thinking about cock. All day, every day - cock, cock, cock and more cock. It's affecting her life, her sleep, her eating habits (bananas, cucumbers and hot dogs) and her sex life, as one cocking is never enough. Dick listens. Dick makes notes. Dick offers some feedback, “I think the cock you are getting is just too small” he drones “You need some real cock, so you feel satisfied and that will kick your cock urges out the window at least for a day or two”. When Blake questions what size cock she needs, he unzips and tells her, “Doctor Dick prescribes his cock, to be taken twice a week for 30 mins”.
15th Oct 2026
Rating: 5.00
Patrice Hepburn has been having back problems, so takes herself along to a chiropractor who has been recommended to her. He's soon got his hands on her and finding the problem, telling her there is quite a lot of work to do, and some of it may appear a little unorthodox, but if she really wants a cure for that stiffness, he's the man. It would be easier if you didn't have clothes on and then I could see how your boner, I mean bones look, the doctor stated. Patrice thought it a bit weird, but went along with it, and felt him pulling her butt cheeks apart, with a lot of hmms, and ahhs. Ok what I'm going to suggest is quite extreme, but I need to fix you from the inside and he best tool for that is my cock? Are you willing? Patrice is soon presented with a cock in her face. “How does this fix my back?” she asks. “Oh it doesn't, it just gets me hard” the doctor replies, before sliding it in her.
8th Oct 2026
Rating: 5.00
"It's my favourite type of day. The late summer typhoons are coming in, and there is always something about thunderstorms that gets me horny. The electricity in the air, the cold front coming in and the pattering of rain on the panes, are a perfect backdrop to an afternoon of slow playing with my girlfriend Lily. She's really dressed herself up beautifully for our afternoon soiree … hidden beneath that long dress were a brand new set of stockings, suspenders, bra and panties, which feel great under my hands as we kiss, and then started to explore each other. Lily's mouth on my cock is perfection and it's all I can do to hold back … but I take a deep breath, think of a sports game and get myself back in the game, her tight asshole is begging for my cock, and like a heat seeking missile it knows where to do. We've the time to feel each other in different positions, but I love looking in her eyes as we fuck, her tongue reaching out for a kiss. Let's hope these typhoons keep coming in."
1st Oct 2026
Rating: 5.00
Ana's sister should have known better when she asked Ana to housesit for her. Well she did know better and set up spy-cams across the house, with the explicit instructions not to have anyone over. Within 20 mins of her leaving for her vacation, Ana had disabled the cams and texted Silas to come over and have some fun in this big house, with the big bed. Ana Li has a sexy look, especially in this white dress spready on the bed, as she waits for Silas to arrive, her black heels shiny and giving a an air of class, but all she has in mind when he arrives, is getting his cock out and spending a good long time sucking on that, before sliding it into her tight asshole, and riding it until she can ride no more, so she'll flip onto her back, pull those legs up high and give him the ability to go maximum penetration.
24th Sep 2026
Rating: 5.00
"Dammit. I'm so sorry, I should have been more polite, I really thought you'd hijacked my Airbnb so I'm sorry for overreacting, it's just been a long flight, and I was ready for a shower and glass of something cold. I can't believe I've been so stupid to book for next year, thinking it was this. Can you just give me a minute to call Airbnb and see if there is something else they have, but I'm sure it's going to be nuts being the summer - maybe I should just go to the airport and scrap it. Really? You don't mind? I can stay here? I'd love that, you seem super chill. Say, do you like girls? Do you like girls like me? I mean, no pressure, but we could have a lot of fun together, you're kinda cute, and I think we could click. Why don't I go and have my shower, and maybe we can have that drink and get to know each other better, a while lot better? Thanks so much for letting me stay, I promise not to disappoint"
22nd Sep 2026
Rating: 5.00
